quackenbuschlight said: You mean it’s not Quentin Quire and/or Milhouse?
I’d want to be a really weasel-y hipster character. I’d come to the ring in a cardigan, a scarf and a beanie, to something like Sigur Ros or maybe Mogwai. I’d choke people out with my scarf, and hit them with a loaded copy of On The Road.
My catchphrase would be “I’m the best wrestler in the world… but you’ve probably never heard of me.”
That’s actually pretty brilliant.
My way-back-when URL “lana-del-rey-mysterio” came from the concept of a hipster lady wrestler who would wrestle in crop tops, flower crowns, and high-waisted denim shorts and constantly make reference to what she believed was “marginal” or “little known” wrestling stuff— going so far as to saying stuff like “Wrestling is just so mainstream and lame now— I miss the days of Gotch and Hackenschmidt.” And she would generally have a heelish air of “I’m better than all of you.”
Again, this is why we’re destined to be a tag team.