quackenbuschlight:

Is this what UK wrestling is? Men in tiny pants and kilts proudly hoisting around the Union Jack everywhere they go?

Because I can get into that.

The answer is “Not really, but kinda”

Did you watch the BBC documentary on ICW, or the Vice one that preceded it?

(via quackenbuschlight)

quackenbuschlight:

nicedaykieran:

quackenbuschlight:

nicedaykieran:

quackenbuschlight said: You mean it’s not Quentin Quire and/or Milhouse?

I’d want to be a really weasel-y hipster character. I’d come to the ring in a cardigan, a scarf and a beanie, to something like Sigur Ros or maybe Mogwai. I’d choke people out with my scarf, and hit them with a loaded copy of On The Road.

My catchphrase would be “I’m the best wrestler in the world… but you’ve probably never heard of me.”

That’s actually pretty brilliant.

My way-back-when URL “lana-del-rey-mysterio” came from the concept of a hipster lady wrestler who would wrestle in crop tops, flower crowns, and high-waisted denim shorts and constantly make reference to what she believed was “marginal” or “little known” wrestling stuff— going so far as to saying stuff like “Wrestling is just so mainstream and lame now— I miss the days of Gotch and Hackenschmidt.” And she would generally have a heelish air of “I’m better than all of you.”

Again, this is why we’re destined to be a tag team.

"I liked Steve Austin before he was Stone Cold"

"Hulk Hogan was so much better in the AWA"

"Smith Hart was the best Hart"

The chickenshit heel tactic of choice would be to pull a pair of lensless glasses out of her back pocket and put them on saying, “You wouldn’t hit a girl in glasses, would you?”

Insists that her music be played on vinyl as she walks out to the ring.

The possibilities are endless.

I think I’m going to have to make you and heinekenrana on WWE 2K14 and book us to run roughshod over the company.

quackenbuschlight:

nicedaykieran:

quackenbuschlight said: You mean it’s not Quentin Quire and/or Milhouse?

I’d want to be a really weasel-y hipster character. I’d come to the ring in a cardigan, a scarf and a beanie, to something like Sigur Ros or maybe Mogwai. I’d choke people out with my scarf, and hit them with a loaded copy of On The Road.

My catchphrase would be “I’m the best wrestler in the world… but you’ve probably never heard of me.”

That’s actually pretty brilliant.

My way-back-when URL “lana-del-rey-mysterio” came from the concept of a hipster lady wrestler who would wrestle in crop tops, flower crowns, and high-waisted denim shorts and constantly make reference to what she believed was “marginal” or “little known” wrestling stuff— going so far as to saying stuff like “Wrestling is just so mainstream and lame now— I miss the days of Gotch and Hackenschmidt.” And she would generally have a heelish air of “I’m better than all of you.”

Again, this is why we’re destined to be a tag team.

"I liked Steve Austin before he was Stone Cold"

"Hulk Hogan was so much better in the AWA"

"Smith Hart was the best Hart"

quackenbuschlight said: You mean it’s not Quentin Quire and/or Milhouse?

I’d want to be a really weasel-y hipster character. I’d come to the ring in a cardigan, a scarf and a beanie, to something like Sigur Ros or maybe Mogwai. I’d choke people out with my scarf, and hit them with a loaded copy of On The Road.

My catchphrase would be “I’m the best wrestler in the world… but you’ve probably never heard of me.”

Planning on forming a stable with quackenbuschlight and heinekenrana. Did I ever talk about what my gimmick would be if I was a wrestler?

It’s not just me, right?

Also, I forgot to include the link for the shirt in the last post. You can buy it here.

Adam Rose “The Exotic Express” NXT T-Shirt

The self-proclaimed mega-star and conductor of the “Exotic Express” means wherever Adam Rose goes, the party follows … literally! Adam is a fun-loving and colorful personality, but don’t let this mislead you — he is also a ferocious competitor within the squared circle. Welcome to The Rose Experience.

Who’s going to be the first person to get this as a tattoo? My money is on quackenbuschlight

Adrian Neville “Break Orbit” NXT T-Shirt

You don’t receive a nickname like “The Man Who Gravity Forgot” by being ordinary.Neville has devoted his life to learning wrestling disciplines across the globe, earning numerous accolades and molding himself into an explosive and versatile competitor. While not the biggest challenger to set foot in the ring, Neville’s strength doesn’t lie in his size, but in his world class technique and spectacular agility. With toughness and unmatched athleticism to spare, “The Man Who Gravity Forgot” will take your breath away!

Adrian Neville’s new shirt is pretty cool. It really puts me in mind of some Marvel’s cosmic heroes like Nova or Quasar.

Sami Zayn “Inzayn” NXT T-Shirt

Zayn is known for approaching situations with a lighthearted, fun-loving attitude, but opponents need not underestimate his intensity. His in-ring presence incorporates an eclectic blend of styles, from his explosive aerial moves to his hard-hitting strikes, Zayn is capable of taking down virtually any Superstar on the roster.

Hey cool, there’s a Sami Zayn t-shirt! I don’t love it, but it’s cool that he’s got one, and I like that it seems to be somewhat influenced by his love of Ska-Punk.

quackenbuschlight:

thanks to nicedaykieran i’m one step closer to becoming 1997 chris jericho

Looking good!